Midult Curses

Your weekly dose of midication

It’s official, we’re going to hell. And you know what, you can come with us if you want to. Because, in the spirit of Big Crone Energy, Old Girl Summer (you can listen to our podcast about BCE here and OGS, here) and the news that there’s going to be a second Practical Magic film, we’re putting the lime in the coconut, going full witch and CURSING those who have wronged us. But these are not ‘a plague on both your houses’ type curses. No, they are eviler than that. These are tiny inconveniences guaranteed to drive your cursee out of their mind. Small tortures that will make their teeth itch and bums clench for a lifetime. “Why would you want to curse people?” some may ask. To this we say, “Because people are annoying.” This way to the dark side, my dears…Let’s get cursing...